Dear Members of the United States Congress and Senate,

I have been informed by all the hard working people of America, that the only person who has done any work in the past 8 years and received all the blame is George W. Bush Jr. So he has earned his presidential salary. As Speaker of the House Pelosi has stated, all the problems and everything that has gone wrong during the past 8 years has been George W Bush’s fault. You sorry Congresspersons and Senators, regardless of party affiliation, have been lackadaisical and derelict in your duties. Based on your failure to perform your appointed duties for the past 8 years, I demand that you return all salaries and benefits that you have received to the US treasury. Because, as you know, the only person who has done anything the past 8 years has been the president, George W Bush Jr.

And dear Ms. Pelosi, I did not forget you, you had the audacity to call George W Bush Jr., the president of the USA, a loser, which showed gross disrespect to the office of the president of the USA. And if you had said that as a member of the military you could have been tried for insubordination to the Commander in Chief of the armed services of the USA and sedition. And furthermore, you at the time you called him a loser, he had a 27% approval rating and you, as the Speaker of the House, only had a 9% approval rating who is the loser?

To all of you sorry left wing bleeding heart liberal Democrats and Republicans who think that we should become a socialistic country, please do me and every patriotic American a favor, move to California and secede from the union and become your own country. Because every one knows that our forefathers created this country based on capitalism. In order to achieve the American dream you have to work hard, study hard and not be one of the lazy ass citizens who feel that the government owes them something. John F Kennedy said it best “It is not what your country can do for you; it is what you can do for your country”. Please let me know what address I can send the first contribution to establish this left wing liberal socialistic country you wish to become because as you all know Americans are very charitable. We just don’t like our hard earned money taking from us by a socialistic leadership and given to the lazy ass citizens who feel America owes them something. America owes you nothing but a safe and secure place to achieve what ever you want.